The Devil Made Them Do It
Never again will I look twice as their heads spin in circles and I am bombarded with peasoup-like projectile vomiting because I made a decision not to their liking.
Never again will I ask my darling wife what it is we did wrong, was it dropping them at birth or did we bring the wrong children home from the hospital?
They are mine, all mine. Satan is merely standing by, watching and laughing.
And now for something completely different - GUILD WARS -