A Suspicious Person's Report

A Suspicious Person's Report was left anonymously in my mailbox this afternoon. The police sketch is obviously of one of my children, which one I don't know as I never could tell them apart when they are in their natural form.
The attached memo was most helpful stating that the culprit was last seen eating pizza slices out of a dumpster behind Burn's restaurant. To avoid any possible embarrassment I won't mention his name ... oops ... I may have said too much already!