Naughty Or Nice

Naughty or nice, Santa has already made his list and he's checked it twice. If you're one of those people who think you can change your behavior a week before Christmas and get all the things on your wish list, think again.
Santa wakes up from his New Year's hangover during the first few days of September and he's never in a good mood. You would be cranky to if you had to sleep in a barn full of reindeer. Mrs. Claus kicked his sorry butt out of the house years ago after catching him in a compromising position under the mistletoe with one of his junior elves. As a result of his sore back and sour disposition, very few children are ever placed on his good list.
My advice to you is don't change your actions for anyone but yourself and if you are ever far enough up north, stop in and pay a visit to Mrs. Claus. She has the real power to decide what you are getting for Christmas.

And now for something completely different - WIKIPEDIA -