Her First Dance

Her first dance
of the year is tonight and my youngest daughter has been getting ready for it since the moment she got home from school.
I had a little chat with her about the importance of being herself, about not trying to be someone else just to impress some boy. I told her how to avoid awkward situations, to never be left unchaperoned and then I gave her a quarter just in case she had to call early for a ride home.
But most important of all, I gave her a Midol because I know the real child and I don't want any possible suitors to see the dark side of my daughter until it is to late.
After all, I do want her to move out and get married when she is finished college.

And now for something completely different - FARTS -