Creationism vs. Evolution

Creationism vs. Evolution, the battle continues. Did God create man or did man create God.
In order to settle this debate once and for all let's look at the facts.

1) Micheal Jackson
2) Reality TV
3) Rap Music
4) George Bush
5) Chic Flics
6) Teenage Fashions
7) Body Piercings
8) Taxes
9) Cellular Phone Plans

The above are obviously works of the Devil and therefore, if the Devil exists, so must God.
Feel free to comment one way or the other on this issue.
Remember, at all times, I'm right and you're wrong.