The Battle Has Begun
The battle has begun and it's not going to be pretty. A new by-law was passed in town making it illegal to feed the pidgeons in the park. No popcorn, no peanuts, not a single bread crumb is to be left for our fine feathered friends and they're not taking this lying down.
They're converging on the rooftops, in the highest trees, anywhere that we can't get at them and when the time is right, down they come. No car is safe, no statue, no sidewalk and anyone caught walking without an umbrella pays the price.
What's a man to do? One thing is for sure, don't be staring at the clouds with your mouth open.
And now for something completely different - GOBLER TOYS -
not quite true by Claude at 11:07 PM
1 Comments:
Only FUCKIN WANKERS feed pidgeons.Sod clay pidgeon shooting, more and more people should come out and shoot the real bastards down so there would be less chance of being shitted on.These birds are virtually like vermin they hang on roofs and gutters in numbers and shite all over the place.
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